Yesterday my boyfriend called my bra "nipple armor."
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C--- Destroyer is Actually a Sweet Guy
Sexy and They Know It
Drawing of Simba and $5 Left as Reward
Sign Advises You to Protect Your Eyes from Leeches
Babe is Terribly Good at Rock Climbing
Angelina Jolie Double Sexy Leg
Rave in The House
Representing in the senate
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C--- Destroyer is Actually a Sweet Guy
He had to change his Twitter handle to @reputationdestr0yed.
Sexy and They Know It
Well, think it.
Drawing of Simba and $5 Left as Reward
You know, in the time it took you to draw this, you could have taken out the trash.
Sign Advises You to Protect Your Eyes from Leeches
The nature walk from Hell.
Babe is Terribly Good at Rock Climbing
Her net is just nerdy guys who have accepted the fact that being fallen on is the only way they'll ever make contact.
Angelina Jolie Double Sexy Leg
As long as she doesn't try to dance, it's wildly attractive.
"You'll be part of me forever. Or, for the next 12 to 24 hours."
How to live in a tiny apartment, step one: buy a shrink ray gun that works on humans.
You can't spell "fun" without "terrifying." Oh, you can? I've been spelling it real incorrectly.
There hasn't been a disaster this cute since the Great Pomeranian Tsunami of '03.
Wrestling has so much drama, it's a wonder it's COMPLETELY REAL AND NOT AT ALL SCRIPTED.
If you can't stand the fire alarm, get out of the kitchen. And go on the Internet.
From the director who brought you Wall-Alien.
Hey, you just got here, and this is crazy. But here's some covers, so watch them, maybe.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
