Hey Machete, you know what I just noticed? Isn't that supposed to end in an M?
No I'm not going to use your straw, you already put it in your mouth. That's disgusting.
Putting the 'm' in morons, since 1830.
If it looks like he's in good spirits, it's because no puke got in his beer.
"No, I'm not handicapped. I just use the wheelchair so I get good parking spots."
Kids these days, they're no good with money.