Picture "Denny's Beer Barrel Pub in Clearfield, PA have done it again, they attempt to break the record for the largest commercially available hamburger, their new burger weighs over 120 pounds." I asked for mine with no pickles.
Picture "I came home to my apartment and found a nice gift bag hanging from my doorknob from my landlord. I couldn't figure out where the smell was coming from until I opened it." He's like the real life "Phantom of the Office."
Picture "I got a frantic email at 3 AM telling me to bring my camera to the luccile roberts 5 towns over. This is what i found when i arrived."