I almost had a threesome on valentines day. I just needed two more people
Here's a great party theme - all the girls dress as Catholic school girls, and all the guys dress as guys with boners.
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How Do You Study For Finals
At least his textbook won't suffer water damage. It's still in the plastic wrap.
Little Girl Smash
"Next time don't interrupt my nap, Mom."
Lindsay Lohan Inspires Kid to Find Himself
Leave that thing a-Lohan.
Hooters Girls Don't "Do" Evil
Except for that guy Rick they all dated, he was the worst.
Old Steve Jobs Reads Biography Of Himself
The transformation is almost complete.
Cute Girl Internet Browsers
"Browser? I hardly even know her--and even if I did, who would be interested in a person who made that joke?"
Yoga pants so tight, they've become a part of her.
Wow, I guess having 5 blades does make a difference.
"Things Stoners Haven't Turned into Bongs" -- The Shortest Book in the World
Journalists finally revealing some hard-to-face truths
Kate Upton blocks shot of a beautiful sunset
Roommate Contract: (1) I will make your life a living hell.
Ways to meet women if you're tired of being normal.
Fixed it!
The kind of sports you can expect to see on ESPN17
Oh good, my package came. I've got a big night ahead of me.
