A couple of months ago my boyfriend wanted to have sex but I was tired, so I closed my legs and said, "You shall not pass." Last night at dinner my hand was moving over his leg and moved to his crotch. He grabbed my wrist and said, "One does not simply walk into Mordor." Touche, David, touche.
Finally, a cure for asians.
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Goth Kids With Santa
They're slowly killing him by sucking all the joy away.
Woman Uses Butt to Grip Subway Pole
You should see how she hails a cab.
Old Steve Jobs Reads Biography Of Himself
The transformation is almost complete.
Cute Girl Internet Browsers
"Browser? I hardly even know her--and even if I did, who would be interested in a person who made that joke?"
Little Girl Smash
"Next time don't interrupt my nap, Mom."
Facebook Abortion
Looks like she's found a new workout for weight loss.
Valentine's Day was simpler back then. And creepier.
Hey! Get your real world out of my internet!
These guys are getting called out by the reeferee.
Scarlett Johansson in a bikini -- I'd try to describe it but something would get lost in translation
"mirror... MIRROR!" - The Joker, also this guy.
This guy is #1
Hot athletic girls working a pole
Put that English degree to work over-analyzing beloved children's entertainment.
A good resource if you base you fantasy football team on great hair.
