Picture This looks like the poster for an raunchy 80's comedy about two guys trying to get laid. Sorry guy on the right, you're the sidekick.
Picture Great Wolf Lodge of Kansas City has thus diverted what could've easily been the "Great Wolf Massacre." Good Job Guys.
Picture "I saw the picture of the guy's toe. This isn't natural, it's a result of one drunken night with some buddies. The finger is not bent, that'ss what it looks like straight."