Q: What gets easier to pick up the heavier it gets? A: Women
Maybe it would have been cheaper to rent a truck than smashing out your back window? Just a thought.
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Girl is Super Excited About Her Headphones
Who knew "Sounds of the Rainforest" could bring so much joy.
Cute Girl Internet Browsers
"Browser? I hardly even know her--and even if I did, who would be interested in a person who made that joke?"
Insanely Flexible Pool Player
Using the bridge just seemed too easy.
Girls Making Out
It's a Christmas miracle!
Nipple Wizard
"You're a wizard, hairy."
Hooters Girls Don't "Do" Evil
Except for that guy Rick they all dated, he was the worst.
Fixed it!
The kind of sports you can expect to see on ESPN17
Oh good, my package came. I've got a big night ahead of me.
And that's why you always leave a note
Siri, what is the temperature... because I just got burned!
Pfft I listened to polka covers of arena rock before it was cool
Forever a zone
The other side of Adele's story
Spending your Valentine's Day on the internet? This will make everything better.
Thoughts on Valentine's Day from people who are paid to be cynical bastards.
