I almost had a threesome on valentines day. I just needed two more people
Why would this guy request to be my Myspace friend? He's probably the most popular guy at his school, he doesn't need me.
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Lindsay Lohan Inspires Kid to Find Himself
Leave that thing a-Lohan.
Tricky Bathroom Signs
The mix-up always ends up working in favor of the guys.
Nipple Wizard
"You're a wizard, hairy."
Insanely Flexible Pool Player
Using the bridge just seemed too easy.
Facebook Abortion
Looks like she's found a new workout for weight loss.
Cute Girl Internet Browsers
"Browser? I hardly even know her--and even if I did, who would be interested in a person who made that joke?"
Yoga pants so tight, they've become a part of her.
Wow, I guess having 5 blades does make a difference.
"Things Stoners Haven't Turned into Bongs" -- The Shortest Book in the World
Journalists finally revealing some hard-to-face truths
Kate Upton blocks shot of a beautiful sunset
Roommate Contract: (1) I will make your life a living hell.
Ways to meet women if you're tired of being normal.
Fixed it!
The kind of sports you can expect to see on ESPN17
Oh good, my package came. I've got a big night ahead of me.
