Picture Congratulations to Ashlee Simpson, the first person to ever successfully undergo entire-head-transplant surgery.
Picture Say what you will about Ashlee Simpson but give me 3 hours of her time, a professional photographer, a team of makeup and hair specialists, a fashion guru, and a PA to get us all coffee and I will make her stunning.
Picture Dear Ashlee Simpson, you are not fooling anyone. Sincerely, CollegeHumor. PS you have nice boobs.