If a twosome is sex with two people, and a threesome is sex with three people, then now I know why I keep getting called handsome
She'll definitely get extra points from the judges for removing her head during this complicated maneuver.
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Old Steve Jobs Reads Biography Of Himself
The transformation is almost complete.
Girl Photobombs Sexy Pic
"Gretchen, NO!"
Classy Girls And Icicles
They're the two most popular girls in school.
Goth Kids With Santa
They're slowly killing him by sucking all the joy away.
Bikini Girl Rock Climbing
Once she reaches the top she has to defeat Miley Cyrus in a fist fight.
Nipple Wizard
"You're a wizard, hairy."
Spending your Valentine's Day on the internet? This will make everything better.
Thoughts on Valentine's Day from people who are paid to be cynical bastards.
The 3D makes this movie look real...ly sucky
Your pet says a lot about you. But then, you have a gossipy parrot.
Guys try to surf without water, and somehow succeed.
Ice T is good, but this time of year it's all about CoCo
Yeah! And why did Microsoft make Bing when they can just use Google?
Valentine's Day was simpler back then. And creepier.
Hey! Get your real world out of my internet!
These guys are getting called out by the reeferee.
