Business on the right, party on the left. « » View Original Size × Share Tumblr Facebook Twitter Reddit Stumble Upon Email Embed × Share with friend Your Name Your Email Friends' Emails (Separate multiple addresses with commas) Send Submit a Picture From Jordan Smith on July 17, 2006 See More Beards facial hair More By Jordan Smith View Profile You don't need a pool to have a pool party. Recommended Comments () Picture It you have a beard like that you don't even have to talk to girls. They'll come to you. Picture Business on the left, party on the right. A sideways mullet? Picture "My chin was once raped by one of those troll dolls." Picture Thirty-one years of hair. Picture That innocent smile can only mean one thing: He has no idea what's on his face. Picture They should've suspected something when he volunteered to take the picture, then set it up for a time delay of 10 seconds before snapping. Comments ()