Acting like a bad ass doesn't always work.
"What you do when your ex pisses you off and you still owe her $100?" Not pay her back.
Are you gonna let a bunch of little girls tell you what to do?!
Oh, I'm sorry officer. Are you gonna prosect me? Oh no, not prosected! Whatever will I do?!
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
"My Ex, Is that perfect or what!"