My boyfriend's very quiet during sex even before he orgasms, so lately I've asked him to say something before he cums. After much deliberation he's decided on "BAZINGA!"...
What if my turban is covered in curse words?
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Math Machine Doodle
How do you show your work?
Insanely Flexible Pool Player
Using the bridge just seemed too easy.
Girls Dress In All The Underwear
Their third roommate is somehow wearing all the high heels.
Old Steve Jobs Reads Biography Of Himself
The transformation is almost complete.
Little Girl Smash
"Next time don't interrupt my nap, Mom."
You're Using The Toilet Brush Wrong
It makes a great back scratcher though.
Spending your Valentine's Day on the internet? This will make everything better.
Thoughts on Valentine's Day from people who are paid to be cynical bastards.
The 3D makes this movie look real...ly sucky
Your pet says a lot about you. But then, you have a gossipy parrot.
Guys try to surf without water, and somehow succeed.
Ice T is good, but this time of year it's all about CoCo
Yeah! And why did Microsoft make Bing when they can just use Google?
Valentine's Day was simpler back then. And creepier.
Hey! Get your real world out of my internet!
These guys are getting called out by the reeferee.
