Man, surfers get all the girls.

Yo dawg, I heard you like talking about me.

From absolutelymadness

Well, think it.

I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.

From David Young

He had to change his Twitter handle to @reputationdestr0yed.

From King of Pith

1 Person Strong for a Dislike Button That Inexplicably Transforms into Someone That Wants to Hang Out When I Click on It.

As long as she doesn't try to dance, it's wildly attractive.

From oldghost