My boyfriend's very quiet during sex even before he orgasms, so lately I've asked him to say something before he cums. After much deliberation he's decided on "BAZINGA!"...
"Father's not buying you all Mazda Miatas 'til I say we're done. Now continue looking comfortable on those jagged rocks ladies!"
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