"Father's not buying you all Mazda Miatas 'til I say we're done. Now continue looking comfortable on those jagged rocks ladies!" « » View Original Size × Share Tumblr Facebook Twitter Reddit Stumble Upon Email Embed × Share with friend Your Name Your Email Friends' Emails (Separate multiple addresses with commas) Send Submit a Picture From sarah on October 19, 2008 See More that guy kid beaches summers More By sarah View Profile This is pretty much how I want to die. they would... Recommended Comments () Picture "You were my best friend bro. Then you went and got a girlfriend. Well I hope she knows how to play Madden. You deserve the best, man." Picture He's blind, so it's good to have his hat say "Woof" to all the uglies on the beach. They make a perfect team. Picture This is just a still picture, but an optical illusion makes it look like the kid is moving his eyebrows up and down suggestively. If it was a video, you could hear him saying, "hubba hubba." Picture All beaches have a little class. Did I say class? I meant glass. There's glass in the sand so watch out. Picture Okay we've all seen the tan parts. Now... Picture "Tequila! Doo doo doo doo doo doo do doooo - keep it going ladies, I gore more moves - doo doo doo doo doo do do." Comments ()