It's a modded gas powered pressure washer for women.

Unfortunately he's also color blind, so the joke's on him.

It's a Christmas miracle!

From Jordan

Who knew "Sounds of the Rainforest" could bring so much joy.

Except for that guy Rick they all dated, he was the worst.

"Browser? I hardly even know her--and even if I did, who would be interested in a person who made that joke?"

She hasn't been seen since.