If a twosome is sex with two people, and a threesome is sex with three people, then now I know why I keep getting called handsome
Ummmm thanks dad, I'll just walk to school. It's really not that far. I just like walking.
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I Heart The Color Blind
Unfortunately he's also color blind, so the joke's on him.
Insanely Flexible Pool Player
Using the bridge just seemed too easy.
Lindsay Lohan Inspires Kid to Find Himself
Leave that thing a-Lohan.
Hot Girl Does Math in Her Underpants
Just like in that dream her creepy classmate always has.
Nudity Is Required In All Pools
This family trip is about to get awkward.
Classy Girls And Icicles
They're the two most popular girls in school.
Spending your Valentine's Day on the internet? This will make everything better.
Thoughts on Valentine's Day from people who are paid to be cynical bastards.
The 3D makes this movie look real...ly sucky
Your pet says a lot about you. But then, you have a gossipy parrot.
Guys try to surf without water, and somehow succeed.
Ice T is good, but this time of year it's all about CoCo
Yeah! And why did Microsoft make Bing when they can just use Google?
Valentine's Day was simpler back then. And creepier.
Hey! Get your real world out of my internet!
These guys are getting called out by the reeferee.
