I was having sex with my girlfriend with the movie gladiator playing quietly in the background. She finished right before the epic scene which prompted me to raise my arms and yell "ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?"
That was nice of him. Though, technically, he owns all the streets.
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They're slowly killing him by sucking all the joy away.
Girls Making Out
It's a Christmas miracle!
Girl is Super Excited About Her Headphones
Who knew "Sounds of the Rainforest" could bring so much joy.
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You should see how she hails a cab.
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She hasn't been seen since.
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The transformation is almost complete.
Fixed it!
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And that's why you always leave a note
Siri, what is the temperature... because I just got burned!
Pfft I listened to polka covers of arena rock before it was cool
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Spending your Valentine's Day on the internet? This will make everything better.
Thoughts on Valentine's Day from people who are paid to be cynical bastards.
