Shanapandapolza will do this to you

But what if the desk was actually mahogany?

From alwaystheherooftimerealornotreal

When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.

From ExtraDip

If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.

From caedis

Even if you could, you'd just get hair on your palms.

From goodatinternet

She gets her pants from the same place as The Incredible Hulk. Nothing can burst through these things.

From bowhunter6274

Pure sadness, stuffed in a bunny suit, stuffed in a swing.

From Imgur