Asleep on the job, this That Guy is gunna get fired...

Except for that guy Rick they all dated, he was the worst.

At least his textbook won't suffer water damage. It's still in the plastic wrap.

They have an "open that door--you better not be doing what I think you are in there" relationship.

"Browser? I hardly even know her--and even if I did, who would be interested in a person who made that joke?"

"You're a wizard, hairy."

They're the two most popular girls in school.