Yesterday my boyfriend called my bra "nipple armor."
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Girls Remind Hockey Player of Sexual History
How Not to Remove Your Timeline
Little Boy Knows the Score
Forbidden Facebook Relationship
I hate to say it, but I think that hibachi you bought is a rip off.
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Student Owned by Professor on Facebook
Yo dawg, I heard you like talking about me.
Offensive Draw Something Word
I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.
Girls Remind Hockey Player of Sexual History
You don't have to answer, your smile says it all.
How Not to Remove Your Timeline
It is, however, a great way to remove yourself as someone's friend.
Little Boy Knows the Score
The score about boobs and looking at them.
Forbidden Facebook Relationship
Even if you could, you'd just get hair on your palms.
"You'll be part of me forever. Or, for the next 12 to 24 hours."
How to live in a tiny apartment, step one: buy a shrink ray gun that works on humans.
You can't spell "fun" without "terrifying." Oh, you can? I've been spelling it real incorrectly.
There hasn't been a disaster this cute since the Great Pomeranian Tsunami of '03.
Wrestling has so much drama, it's a wonder it's COMPLETELY REAL AND NOT AT ALL SCRIPTED.
If you can't stand the fire alarm, get out of the kitchen. And go on the Internet.
From the director who brought you Wall-Alien.
Hey, you just got here, and this is crazy. But here's some covers, so watch them, maybe.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
