Bong Hits for Jesus

You know, in the time it took you to draw this, you could have taken out the trash.

From Percipere

Yo dawg, I heard you like talking about me.

From absolutelymadness

Even if you could, you'd just get hair on your palms.

From goodatinternet

When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.

From ExtraDip

Sings about "Someone Like You," won't say who "You" is.

From therealscumbagsteve

Her net is just nerdy guys who have accepted the fact that being fallen on is the only way they'll ever make contact.

From fotodahora