Picture "An Amish guy dancing on a speaker box with his 'sober drivers' after he was offering everyone moonshine. He's wearing the girl in the yellow shirt's bra."
Picture "Forty five minutes after he woke up, he freed a hand and cut himself loose with a paring knife. He then went on a rampage with a fire extinguisher. And those are pans with silverware on his back to let us know when he wakes up."
Picture "He passed out on his couch and we shamed him nicely, then he woke up 2 hours later and walked into his kitchen, propped open my cooler and took a dump in it. Then he got up and passed right back out. Cheers from SUNY Oswego."
Picture "We locked him out on the balcony for pissing his pants on our couch. When he woke up in a drunkin stupor he used the cooler as a battering ram to get back in."