"Myspace Friend request. He is described as a 'people person."

Yo dawg, I heard you like talking about me.

From absolutelymadness

If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.

From caedis

Searching for inner his inner chillness since his parents "finally got off of his back about graduating."

From tastefullyoffensive

Her net is just nerdy guys who have accepted the fact that being fallen on is the only way they'll ever make contact.

From fotodahora

You know, in the time it took you to draw this, you could have taken out the trash.

From Percipere

They decided to scrap his art career and sell it for parts.

From caiterhe