Yesterday my boyfriend called my bra "nipple armor."
new orleans robot
who has seen this guy in new orleans at the flea market makin bank!? i was doin the "baby back bitch" move from "the longest yard" after the basketball game
Girl in Tiny Shorts Has Huge Muffin Top
She gets her pants from the same place as The Incredible Hulk. Nothing can burst through these things.
How Not to Remove Your Timeline
It is, however, a great way to remove yourself as someone's friend.
Angelina Jolie Presents: The Leg
There's no dog in this one--they cut all of Billy Bob Thornton's scenes.
"This is from Star Wars?"
Well, yes and no--mostly shut up.
Yoga Bro
Searching for inner his inner chillness since his parents "finally got off of his back about graduating."
Art School Boner Memorial
If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.



"You'll be part of me forever. Or, for the next 12 to 24 hours."
How to live in a tiny apartment, step one: buy a shrink ray gun that works on humans.
You can't spell "fun" without "terrifying." Oh, you can? I've been spelling it real incorrectly.
There hasn't been a disaster this cute since the Great Pomeranian Tsunami of '03.
Wrestling has so much drama, it's a wonder it's COMPLETELY REAL AND NOT AT ALL SCRIPTED.
If you can't stand the fire alarm, get out of the kitchen. And go on the Internet.
From the director who brought you Wall-Alien.
Hey, you just got here, and this is crazy. But here's some covers, so watch them, maybe.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.