Gobbler the Turkey looks like he just doesn't get the joke.
I don't care if it's not even a real turkey, I'm ready to eat now.
That turkey leg's 4 feet long.
"When we were on J-term in Turkey is snowed for the first time in six years, so we taught the Turks how to build a snowman and have some fun!"
I'm not a chicken, you're a turkey.
"A turducken (a chicken in a duck in a turkey), layered with sausage and cornbread stuffings."