Yesterday my boyfriend called my bra "nipple armor."
My happy thought is you not wearing that.
How Not to Remove Your Timeline
It is, however, a great way to remove yourself as someone's friend.
Child's Skull Before Losing Baby Teeth
Oh, children are sharks. This explains a lot.
Girl in Tiny Shorts Returns
I know we've already posted a picture of this girl before, but here she is again from a fresh new angle. (See related info below).
Art School Boner Memorial
If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.
Student Owned by Professor on Facebook
Yo dawg, I heard you like talking about me.
Scumbag Adele
Sings about "Someone Like You," won't say who "You" is.



"You'll be part of me forever. Or, for the next 12 to 24 hours."
How to live in a tiny apartment, step one: buy a shrink ray gun that works on humans.
You can't spell "fun" without "terrifying." Oh, you can? I've been spelling it real incorrectly.
There hasn't been a disaster this cute since the Great Pomeranian Tsunami of '03.
Wrestling has so much drama, it's a wonder it's COMPLETELY REAL AND NOT AT ALL SCRIPTED.
If you can't stand the fire alarm, get out of the kitchen. And go on the Internet.
From the director who brought you Wall-Alien.
Hey, you just got here, and this is crazy. But here's some covers, so watch them, maybe.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.