I was having sex with my girlfriend with the movie gladiator playing quietly in the background. She finished right before the epic scene which prompted me to raise my arms and yell "ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?"
"10-year-old Billy Crespo thought his family vacation couldn't stink any more, then he headed down to the indoor pool/jacuzzi at the Holiday Inn with his disposable camera."
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Her professor did that to teach her a lesson.
Girl is Super Excited About Her Headphones
Who knew "Sounds of the Rainforest" could bring so much joy.
Goth Kids With Santa
They're slowly killing him by sucking all the joy away.
Facebook Abortion
Looks like she's found a new workout for weight loss.
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They have an "open that door--you better not be doing what I think you are in there" relationship.
Cute Girl Internet Browsers
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Yoga pants so tight, they've become a part of her.
Wow, I guess having 5 blades does make a difference.
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Journalists finally revealing some hard-to-face truths
Kate Upton blocks shot of a beautiful sunset
Roommate Contract: (1) I will make your life a living hell.
Ways to meet women if you're tired of being normal.
Fixed it!
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Oh good, my package came. I've got a big night ahead of me.
