I was having sex with my girlfriend with the movie gladiator playing quietly in the background. She finished right before the epic scene which prompted me to raise my arms and yell "ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?"
Radical 80's keg dog.
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Cute Girl Internet Browsers
"Browser? I hardly even know her--and even if I did, who would be interested in a person who made that joke?"
You're Using The Toilet Brush Wrong
It makes a great back scratcher though.
Goth Kids With Santa
They're slowly killing him by sucking all the joy away.
Couple Takes Bathroom Mirror Pic
They have an "open that door--you better not be doing what I think you are in there" relationship.
Bikini Girl Rock Climbing
Once she reaches the top she has to defeat Miley Cyrus in a fist fight.
Lindsay Lohan Inspires Kid to Find Himself
Leave that thing a-Lohan.
Fixed it!
The kind of sports you can expect to see on ESPN17
Oh good, my package came. I've got a big night ahead of me.
And that's why you always leave a note
Siri, what is the temperature... because I just got burned!
Pfft I listened to polka covers of arena rock before it was cool
Forever a zone
The other side of Adele's story
Spending your Valentine's Day on the internet? This will make everything better.
Thoughts on Valentine's Day from people who are paid to be cynical bastards.
