Yesterday my boyfriend called my bra "nipple armor."
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Party-Goer Shows His O-Face
Drawing of Simba and $5 Left as Reward
Angelina Jolie Double Sexy Leg
Old Woman on Scooter Pulls Old Man on Toy Horse
Offensive Draw Something Word
Little Boy Knows the Score
It's Third Down
Saw this watching football on sunday
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Party-Goer Shows His O-Face
I like to imagine he's singing.
Drawing of Simba and $5 Left as Reward
You know, in the time it took you to draw this, you could have taken out the trash.
Angelina Jolie Double Sexy Leg
As long as she doesn't try to dance, it's wildly attractive.
Old Woman on Scooter Pulls Old Man on Toy Horse
Run, Shadowfax! Show us the meaning of haste!
Offensive Draw Something Word
I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.
Little Boy Knows the Score
The score about boobs and looking at them.



"You'll be part of me forever. Or, for the next 12 to 24 hours."
How to live in a tiny apartment, step one: buy a shrink ray gun that works on humans.
You can't spell "fun" without "terrifying." Oh, you can? I've been spelling it real incorrectly.
There hasn't been a disaster this cute since the Great Pomeranian Tsunami of '03.
Wrestling has so much drama, it's a wonder it's COMPLETELY REAL AND NOT AT ALL SCRIPTED.
If you can't stand the fire alarm, get out of the kitchen. And go on the Internet.
From the director who brought you Wall-Alien.
Hey, you just got here, and this is crazy. But here's some covers, so watch them, maybe.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.