Picture This looks like the poster for an raunchy 80's comedy about two guys trying to get laid. Sorry guy on the right, you're the sidekick.
Picture Do you have any idea how unsafe that is? Try to pass it with your belly don't he peak of the roof, so your balanced and don't slip off.
Picture OK, have you tried getting on your roof? Or better yet, climb up the chimney. And start a roaring fire in the fireplace so it's super easy to see the smoke from your house, then let us know.