It's ironic that I drink coffee to be productive, but end up spending an hour pooping 10 minutes later.
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$114,460 Worth of Student Loans Paid Off in Cash
Child's Skull Before Losing Baby Teeth
Art School Boner Memorial
Drawing of Simba and $5 Left as Reward
C--- Destroyer is Actually a Sweet Guy
How Not to Remove Your Timeline
Not after the BJ it won't be.
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$114,460 Worth of Student Loans Paid Off in Cash
You can keep the 30 cents.
Child's Skull Before Losing Baby Teeth
Oh, children are sharks. This explains a lot.
Art School Boner Memorial
If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.
Drawing of Simba and $5 Left as Reward
You know, in the time it took you to draw this, you could have taken out the trash.
C--- Destroyer is Actually a Sweet Guy
He had to change his Twitter handle to @reputationdestr0yed.
How Not to Remove Your Timeline
It is, however, a great way to remove yourself as someone's friend.



"You'll be part of me forever. Or, for the next 12 to 24 hours."
How to live in a tiny apartment, step one: buy a shrink ray gun that works on humans.
You can't spell "fun" without "terrifying." Oh, you can? I've been spelling it real incorrectly.
There hasn't been a disaster this cute since the Great Pomeranian Tsunami of '03.
Wrestling has so much drama, it's a wonder it's COMPLETELY REAL AND NOT AT ALL SCRIPTED.
If you can't stand the fire alarm, get out of the kitchen. And go on the Internet.
From the director who brought you Wall-Alien.
Hey, you just got here, and this is crazy. But here's some covers, so watch them, maybe.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.