Busted

Her net is just nerdy guys who have accepted the fact that being fallen on is the only way they'll ever make contact.

From fotodahora

But what if the desk was actually mahogany?

From alwaystheherooftimerealornotreal

He had to change his Twitter handle to @reputationdestr0yed.

From King of Pith

It is, however, a great way to remove yourself as someone's friend.

Run, Shadowfax! Show us the meaning of haste!

From wastetheday

If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.

From caedis