Make sure you bring your ruler to the midterm.

I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.

From David Young

You know, in the time it took you to draw this, you could have taken out the trash.

From Percipere

He had to change his Twitter handle to @reputationdestr0yed.

From King of Pith

Her net is just nerdy guys who have accepted the fact that being fallen on is the only way they'll ever make contact.

From fotodahora

She gets her pants from the same place as The Incredible Hulk. Nothing can burst through these things.

From bowhunter6274

They decided to scrap his art career and sell it for parts.

From caiterhe