"We were driving back from UC Davis and the beer from the night before didn't sit well with the Mexican food for breakfast. After he threw up all over himself on the freeway I asked him if we needed to pull over. He replied, 'naw its all good.' Thirty min
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this was hanging in our dorm the first week of school
this was for a class i had to take when i got busted for drinking. it really creeps me out that they have to specify what gender you were born
Saw this driving back to Alabama from Florida

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