All the way from Germany - spot the local drunk.

When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.

From ExtraDip

Her net is just nerdy guys who have accepted the fact that being fallen on is the only way they'll ever make contact.

From fotodahora

Have you ever been hypnotized?

From Hotwir3

She gets her pants from the same place as The Incredible Hulk. Nothing can burst through these things.

From bowhunter6274

There's no dog in this one--they cut all of Billy Bob Thornton's scenes.

From xxlittlethoughts

I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.

From David Young