Why don't you take a picture? It will last longer. Oh, someone did.

Sings about "Someone Like You," won't say who "You" is.

From therealscumbagsteve

You can keep the 30 cents.

From otiose321

She gets her pants from the same place as The Incredible Hulk. Nothing can burst through these things.

From bowhunter6274

It is, however, a great way to remove yourself as someone's friend.

I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.

From David Young

When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.

From ExtraDip