"This is Taylor Hicks' fathers business. The sign on the door says 'We love our American Idol."

Just like in that dream her creepy classmate always has.

Unfortunately he's also color blind, so the joke's on him.

Using the bridge just seemed too easy.

"Browser? I hardly even know her--and even if I did, who would be interested in a person who made that joke?"

Once she reaches the top she has to defeat Miley Cyrus in a fist fight.

"You're a wizard, hairy."