If you look like Brad Pitt, why are you wearing the opposite shirt?
That Guys are always more creepy when they aren't wearing a shirt.
This shirt would be great for meeting your girlfriend's parents for the first time.
The only person that could look okay driving that car is Mr. T, and you sir are no Mr. T.
It's important to be in touch with what you love, kids.
You want me to explain this shirt to you? Ain't nobody got time for that.