Someone with that mustache doesn't have the right to order anyone to shave anything.
We know you're a porn star Ron, you can shave the mustache.
In recessions the first thing to cut out of your budget is floss.
It's one thing to shave your chest hair into a bikini, but it's another to wear it out in public.
Aww, he has his daddy's grimace.
In the practical art of war, the best thing of all is to look fancy.