It's no longer a senior picture if I can see a faint outline of your genitalia. (near-dudity)

If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.

From caedis

Have you ever been hypnotized?

From Hotwir3

They decided to scrap his art career and sell it for parts.

From caiterhe

1 Person Strong for a Dislike Button That Inexplicably Transforms into Someone That Wants to Hang Out When I Click on It.

The score about boobs and looking at them.

From thesleeplesssleeps

He had to change his Twitter handle to @reputationdestr0yed.

From King of Pith