Excuse me sir, I beleive there's a hair on my BBQ Sparrow. (from Kyoto, Japan)
"I work at a coffee shop, and an unbearable douchebag came in."
At least paying for coffee is legal--and a lot less likely to end in tears.
It's a sign from a poorly restored God.
"A fire-breathing dragon isn't going to make my coffee any hotter." - worst customer ever
Excuse me waiter, there appears to be a hair in my soup.