Hey everybody, look at me!
Hey, he's got a condition: his knees are next to his ankles.
Hey, have you ever wanted to look like you're wearing a full diaper? Then boy, do we have the pants for you!
Do you think Penn State would cancel classes for a day if Joe Paterno died?
Wait one second! Those teeth look more like Joe Biden's than Obama's.
What? The guy believes in layers.