"My mom made me power wash the deck."

Have you ever been hypnotized?

From Hotwir3

Well, yes and no--mostly shut up.

From memewhore

I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.

From David Young

You don't have to answer, your smile says it all.

Pure sadness, stuffed in a bunny suit, stuffed in a swing.

From Imgur

When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.

From ExtraDip