Picture When the bouncer looks down, get your thumb ready. Then when he looks up again, flash him that smile. You're in.
Picture "This random kid showed up at our party and said he didn't have the $5 cover, but he would show us awesome instead. He proceded to drop his pants. He says 'Cool huh? My brother was with me when I got it!' We Let him in." Think about how much money he has
Picture "The ultimate shocker! My buddy had to have his finger surgically removed. His hand is eternally ready to deliver the shocker."
Picture "My friends and I uploaded a picture about three years ago. My friend told our school that he had pink eye and mono, so he had to wear an eye patch and mask in his picture. Somehow, they bought it. Now, three years later, his little brother carried on the