I swear sergeant, the sub shop was resisting arrest and opened fire.
In Joe's defense it was Salisbury steak and beans day in the cafeteria.
Officer, I swear I was doing 28.
"I was only admiring the leopard print--I swear!"
"Okay, in my defense I was really, really tired."
I was the Phantom of the Office for Halloween. The shirt is shameless self promotion.