Nerd Commitment
I couldn't take off my costume before I won the contest but I wanted to drink my beer, so the bartender made me a special straw.
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Insanely Flexible Pool Player
Using the bridge just seemed too easy.
The Ideal Woman
Her shirt is actually made of beef jerky.
Tricky Bathroom Signs
The mix-up always ends up working in favor of the guys.
Lindsay Lohan Inspires Kid to Find Himself
Leave that thing a-Lohan.
What She's Really Dreaming About
Her professor did that to teach her a lesson.
Dear Person in My Bed
Yours truly, Person That Hates You
Yoga pants so tight, they've become a part of her.
Wow, I guess having 5 blades does make a difference.
"Things Stoners Haven't Turned into Bongs" -- The Shortest Book in the World
Journalists finally revealing some hard-to-face truths
Kate Upton blocks shot of a beautiful sunset
Roommate Contract: (1) I will make your life a living hell.
Ways to meet women if you're tired of being normal.
Fixed it!
The kind of sports you can expect to see on ESPN17
Oh good, my package came. I've got a big night ahead of me.
