Wait 'till she sees my nuts (get it? nuts!)
"Mom, thanks for the DVD Game but you know I like pornographic posters!"
"But I left my keys in the glove compartment. Thanks a lot Will."
I don't know about you, but I like my fish smoked.
We kind of get that it's a face without the Chap Stick, but thanks anyway brah.
Hold my baby while I pour liquor on my boobs? Thanks.