You're losing sight of the reason we play beer pong - to get drunk.

But what if the desk was actually mahogany?

From alwaystheherooftimerealornotreal

As long as she doesn't try to dance, it's wildly attractive.

From oldghost

He has her tweeting out of the palm of his hand.

From Food Network Humor

He had to change his Twitter handle to @reputationdestr0yed.

From King of Pith

You don't have to answer, your smile says it all.

There's no dog in this one--they cut all of Billy Bob Thornton's scenes.

From xxlittlethoughts