Say what you want about those books, but I think they're really sweet.
Dear Mario, please come to the castle. I have baked a cake for you.
it's jesus and a pirate, what more do you need?
Nothing will ever get you more focused than the prospect of cake.
Yeah, but if you unbake it further you can turn that chicken back into an egg.
Preemptive apology for giving you diarrhea all night